To our new hometown HEB: Where is the "cafe on the run?" In every HEB I've been too (newer stores and or remodeled stores anyway) there is a "cafe on the run!" Just because we are a "small town community" doesn't mean we don't want an awesome store. And the wine selection. REALLY?! Us "country folk" like to drink more than Alice White or Yellow Tail. Give us a little more credit please!!!
To people and/or kids who think they are better than everyone else: Sorry but NO! You are just like everyone else and yes, your shit does stink. So does mine. So does my dogs. You are NOT special and you will be treated like everyone else!
To my RA: Again? I thought I flipped you off last week? Stop flaring up already. You are really starting to hurt my career as a hand model. Ok maybe I wasn't really a hand model but I could have been. Right?!
To the makers of dog food: (I know, random) Stop putting "by-products" in dog food. For example: "Chicken by-products include head, feet, entrails, lungs, spleen, kidneys, brain, liver, stomach, bones, blood, intestines, and any other part of the carcass not fit for human consumption," Why would you feed that to your dog?! If you have a dog or a cat, read the label of the ingredients of the food you are feeding them. You'll be shocked if not disgusted at what you are feeding your family pet.
To squirrels: Cute, yes, but only when climbing trees. NOT stealing my tomatoes of the vines before I do. Grrr..
So as I extend my tallest phalange..... flip off!
Enjoy the rest of your weekend!
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