Friday Flip-off's on Saturday?

You bet'cha (said in my best Sarah Palin voice) and since I'm a day late and always a dollar short, let's get to flipping off....


To our new hometown HEB:   Where is the "cafe on the run?"  In every HEB I've been too (newer stores and or remodeled stores anyway) there is a "cafe on the run!"  Just because we are a "small town community" doesn't mean we don't want an awesome store.  And the wine selection.  REALLY?!   Us "country folk" like to drink more than Alice White or Yellow Tail.  Give us a little more credit please!!!


To people and/or kids  who think they are better than everyone else:  Sorry but NO!  You are  just like everyone else  and yes, your shit does stink.  So does mine.  So does my dogs.  You are NOT special and you will be treated like everyone else!  


To my RA:  Again?  I thought I flipped you off last week?   Stop flaring up already.   You are really starting to hurt my career as a hand model.  Ok maybe I wasn't really a hand model but I could have been.  Right?!  


To the makers of dog food:  (I know, random)  Stop putting "by-products" in dog food.   For example: "Chicken by-products include head, feet, entrails, lungs, spleen, kidneys, brain, liver, stomach, bones, blood, intestines, and any other part of the carcass not fit for human consumption,"   Why would you feed that to your dog?!   If you have a dog or a cat, read the label of the ingredients of the food you are feeding them.   You'll be shocked if not disgusted at what you are feeding your family pet. 


To squirrels:  Cute, yes, but only when climbing trees.  NOT stealing my tomatoes of the vines before I do.  Grrr..


So as I extend my tallest phalange..... flip off! 



Enjoy the rest of your weekend! 

My First Friday Flip-offs (get your hands up!)

This is my first attempt at Friday Flip-off's but before I get started, I want to thank Erica at alabaster cow for turning me onto Friday Flip-off's  and for Gigi at Kludgy Mom  for being the  the brains behind this brilliant idea.   

And so it begins... 

To my Rheumatoid Arthritis:  you have been rearing your ugly head all week and I'm done dealing with you.  Calm down already.  I can only take so much prednisone before I turn into a total bitch (and a bloated one to boot! - NOT pretty!) 

To people who STILL text and drive:  Please STOP ALREADY!!!  A young lady lost her life while texting and driving by swerving into my husband's lane,  smashing up my "dream car" and almost killing him as well (thank GOD for BMW's engineering or I would be a widow)  

To people who drive with  small "designer" dogs on their laps:  This is as bad as texting and driving.  You are a distracted driver!!!  Yes, it's cute but it isn't going to be so cute when you have a wreck!  Put IT in the front seat next to you or in the back seat but GET IT OFF YOUR LAP SO YOU CAN DRIVE!

To those people who try to pull into the parking spot RIGHT NEXT TO YOU while you are opening your car door.  HELLO!  Can you please just wait until I'm out of the car first or maybe park someplace else?! I'm pretty sure there are plenty of other spots!!!  Ugh!  

To the administrators who create school supply lists:  Really?  60 - #2 Ticonderoga pencils?  WTF?  First of all, what is a "TICONDEROGA pencil"  anyway? Oh wait, they are the same as any other #2 pencil!  (a pencil by any other name is still a pencil) And for me to purchase the absurd amount of 60, it will cost me approx. $21.00 - FOR PENCILS!!!  AND... if you have say 20 kids in your class and each kid brings in 60 pencils, you will have 1200 pencils (yes, I know.  I'm a math genius) What the hell are you going to do with 1200 pencils?   School supply lists are great, I do understand that, but come on...  let's be real!! 

So with my tallest phalange extended as straight as it can be...   FLIP OFF!!! 

Wow!  That felt great!!!  I'm going to come back and do this again next Friday.  Have a great weekend!!!