Friday, September 10, 2010

Friday Flip-Off's!!!

It's Friday Flip-off time   So, let's get started....


Rheumatoid Arthritis:  You seem to be on my list every time.  You are a pain in my ass and I really don't like you.  You have also reared your ugliness in a friend of mine and he's just 10.   Just not fair!  Go away already!!!  

The Ball of my Foot:  OK.  what gives?  You've been so nice to me the past year or so and now that I want to train for another marathon, you start giving me trouble again?!  Ugh.  I may have to lay blame on the running shoes but I will still need a shot of cortisone to make it bearable to run for now.   

Red light runners:  Pay attention!  I saw two cars run the same red light within 5 minutes of each other.  Scary!! 

Texting while Driving:  Yes. I see you!   PUT YOUR 'EFFING PHONE DOWN!!!!!   Do I need to post pictures of my husbands car that was TOTALED by a driver who was texting and driving?  Oh and let me also mention, she didn't make it!!!!  

Tropical Storm Hermine:  Thanks for all the rain (no, I truly mean that) but the mess you left behind is not welcome!  

Tree-Hugging Bitches:  Who don't know how to mind their own business!!!  GET OVER IT!!!  


 So as I extend my tallest phalange..... flip off! 

Much better!  Have a great weekend!!  







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